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1985  - 2010



Years Of
Monkey Business
and Counting!
TUNES
MUSIC BOX DOOR CHIME!
$15.00  
COLORS
SIZES
A shiny new copper penny!!!!   This one is for good luck.

Directions:  Make a wish and drop in any wishing well.
You won't want to drop any of THESE calls!  Measures 4" tall and 2" wide.  Holds
4oz. in a stainless steel holder.  Also comes with a Leather Case that has a Velcro
belt clip too!
CELL PHONE FLASK!
$20.00
Novelty Metal Bottle.  Holds 17oz.
SASQUATCH WATER
BOTTLE!

$12.00
Everything included to fit your fangs once for years of use!
Take them on and off easily.
FANGS by SCARECROW!
$18.00
Package contains 3 fun sets of assorted colors and styles.  
Self adhesive.
MEGA EYEBROWS!
$7.00
Gene Simmons ROCKS!  Long tongue prop measure 5” long.  
Soft and pliable.
KISS Gene Simmons TONGUE!
$8.00
Stop those neighborhood Squirrels from running around
naked!  Cute Novelty Gag for Squirrel Lovers!
(See our GIRL UNDERPANTS too in Pink!)
MALE SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!
$7.00
Poor little girls don’t even know they’re naked!  Cute Novelty
Gag for Squirrel Lovers!
(See our BOY UNDERPANTS too in White!)
GIRL SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS
$7.00
Antioch’s Hometown Superhero!!  A great 89 minute locally
made DVD by Enough Stupid Productions.
MUMMERMAN DVD!
$12.00
Self-adhesive pink mustaches for every day of the week!  
7 different styles to choose from.
PINK Mustaches for GIRLS!
$7.00
MOOD MUSTACHES!
$8.00
Self-adhesive pink mustaches for every day of the week!  
7 different styles to choose from.
MARTIAN POPPING STRESS
RELIEVER!
$12.00
Don’t be caught in public with a naked upper lip!  A self-
adhesive mustache for every day of the week.  7 styles to
choose from.
BOX OF CONFETTI MONEY!
$5.00
A box 6 ½” x 3 ½” full of confetti money!  
Throw your money around!
BELA LUGOSI DRACULA
ACTION FIGURINE!
$10.00
By Figures Toy Co. 1998.  Measures 7” tall.
Heavy metal badge. Clip to pocket or use as armband.  3” tall
and 2” wide.  Above Stein is “Liquor Control Agency”.  Below
Stein is “Consumption Specialist”.  (burp)
BEER BADGE!
$12.00
BURY THE HABIT COFFIN!
$20.00
For Ages 21 to done.  Recordable Coffin records up to 4
personalized messages.  Top opens to insert your
vise…cigarettes, credit cards, lottery tickets, etc.  Here lies the
end of your habit!  6” long and 3 ½” wide.
ELECTRONIC SOUND BITES!
$8.00
Handheld sound effects machine!  20 different sounds from Car
Crash, Burps, Applause to Drum Roll and Farts!
PIG SNOUT MUG!
$10.00
Holds up to 12 oz. with 2 flaring nostrils.  You’ll be looking like
a pig in no time when held up to sip your drink!
SLOT MACHINE SAVINGS BANK!
$17.00
Lucky Las Vegas coin bank uses 2 C batteries not included.  
One slot to use as a bank only.  One slot to use as the winnings
jackpot.  Lights and Sound and working handle!  
Measures 8” tall and 5” wide.
MUSTACHE COMB!
$4.00
Don’t grow one without it!  Looks like a mini switchblade.  
Measures 2 ½” with comb blade when closed.
MUSTACHE CAKE BAKING PAN!
$12.00
Ideal for Mustache enthusiasts!  All purpose silicone baking mold.  
Great for Cakes, Gelatins, Candies, Corn Bread and Ice Sculptures!  
Measures 16” wide and 4” tall.
Test Item (Not for Sale)
A really cool item!  But, so you don't feel misled, this is NOT a Door Bell.  

~ Music Box mounts to your door and when the door is opened the high quality
musical movement plays your favorite musical greeting!   It automatically rewinds
when the door is closed! It is Non-Electric.  Easy to Install and remember... it
automatically rewinds!   It can also be easily temporarily disconnected if needed.

Giving a Gift of Music is always a happy thing.  They'll remember you every time
they hear it!
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